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What's Good For General Bullmoose
By Ernest Stewart

He calls the shots
And he expects to keep it thataway
What's good for General Bullmoose
Is good for the U.S.A.

What's Good For General Bullmoose ~~~ Li'l Abner

Der Fuehrer elect, Donald Trump is a very funny fellow; not ha-ha funny, but sick funny! He reminds me of a character from my youth. Most of you won't remember Al Capp and his comic strip L'il Abner or when the strip was made into a movie in 1959. Capp was beloved for his cynical worldview, which, funny as it was, was certainly darker and more sardonic than that of the average newspaper cartoonist. So naturally, early on, I fell in love with his characters. One character who was totally evil and could have been Trump's twin brother, General Bullmoose. Whether or not Al based Bullmoose on a real person like Stanley Kubrick did with Doctor Strangelove, i.e., Henry Kissenger, I don't know, but Bullmoose was your typical Wall Street Bankster sharing the very same traits as Donald Trump and his cabinet. So, as a young boy, I became well aware of the type!

Some of the traits that Bullmoose shares with Trump are:
They are both obviously mentally ill, power mad, vengeful and very unstable.
Thinks that whoever doesn't support him 100% is his enemy, and therefore, must be destroyed.
Both are bullies and ego-maniacs.
They are both racists, bigots, womanizers and sexual predators, and who because of their money and power always get away with it!
They both take great sport in hurting the little guy.
Believe that only fellow one percenters are worthy, and everyone else should be slaves to their whims.
Blames one side, then the other, to get them to fight each other while they keep going to the bank.
Refuses to believe in science if it goes against their bottom line.
Both have a cult following of yes men, like Hitler did with the Brownshirts, whom will be eliminated when the time is right. A warning to you Trumpanzees out there!
Feels well above the law for the laws are only made to keep us in our place and allows them to do whatever they please.
I'm sure ya'll know the type. I bet some of you are having deja vous right now!

Of course, the difference between the two is one is a comic strip character and was meant to be laughed at. While the other one is real and no laughing matter. However, that said, the one weapon that we all have against Trump, is laughter. There is nothing you can do to Trump; short of shooting him, that would effect him more than being laughed at. His ego would explode and he would flip out, if everywhere he went, people pointed at him and laughed out loud. Trouble is, this psychotic, unstable, ego-maniac, will soon have the launch codes. So, I guess it's good news for all of you end-timers out there, who have been wishing for the end of daze for the last 2000 years. I think you're about to get your wish! Be afraid America, be very afraid.


08-26-1936 ~ 01-06-2017
Thanks for the film!

06-10-1925 ~ 01-07-2017
Thanks for the truth!

09-26-1942 ~ 01-08-2017
Thanks for the art!

06-06-1934 ~ 01-08-2017
Thanks for fighting the good fight!

08-14-1926 ~ 01-10-2017
Thanks for the jazz!


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(c) 2017 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for 14 years was the managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. Visit me on Facebook. Follow me on Twitter.

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