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Shlomo Hears Everything You Say!
By Ernest Stewart

"Israel does not spy on the United States of America."
~~~ Mark Regev, a spokesman at the Israeli embassy in Washington ~~~

"We do not target personnel with white phosphorus, which is a conventional weapon in the arsenals of many nations, generally used for screening, marking, and illumination." ~~~ Brig. Gen. Richard Blanchette

Oh... I get by with a little help from my friends,
I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends
I get high with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
with a little help from my friends!
With A Little Help From My Friends ~~~ The Beatles

One of the results of having the last five US administrations riddled with Israeli fifth columnists and Mossad spies is that Israel has been listening to every phone in America for years. The same Israel that Obama, Biden, Clinton, and most members of Con-gress have been bowing down to has the technology to monitor and record any call, anywhere in America. This no doubt explains why our politicians are bowing low! Israel subcontracts billing and directory services for phone companies around the world, with 90 percent of American phone companies as clients. The kicker is that even the NSA and FBI have complained about Israel's power to spy on them for years with no noticeable result from Con-gress. Again we know why!

Before 9/11, the FBI had discovered the presence of a massive spy ring inside the United States run by the government of Israel. This is just Israel's way of saying thank you for all of our support and the billions of dollars we've given them. Another Israeli response to our kindness was trying to sink the USS Liberty back in 1968 while they were busily stealing our atomic secrets, secrets which they sold to the USSR in order to get them to let more Jews immigrate to occupied Palestine.

Israel took our billions and set up government subsidized telecommunications companies, which operate here in the United States. One of these companies is the Amdocs. Amdocs' main computer center for billing is actually in Israel and allows those with access to do what intelligence agencies call "traffic analysis," a picture of someone's activities based on a pattern of who they are calling and when.

Another Israeli telecom company is Comverse Infosys, now called Verint (after a FBI investigation), which subcontracts the installation of the automatic tapping equipment now built into every phone system in America. Verint maintains its own connections to all this phone tapping equipment, insisting that it is for "maintenance purposes" only. However, Verint has been named as the most likely source for leaked information regarding telephone calls by law enforcement that derailed several investigations into not only Israeli espionage, but Israeli drug running in America as well.

Still another Israeli telecom company is Odigo, which provides the core message passing system for all the "Instant Message" services. Two hours before the attacks on the World Trade Towers, Odigo employees received a warning to stay away from the towers. Odigo has an office two blocks from the former location of the World Trade Center.

As Lindsey once said of Israel:

"I think there is very compelling evidence that at least some of the terrorists were assisted not just in financing -- although that was part of it -- by a sovereign foreign government... It will become public at some point when it's turned over to the archives, but that's 20 or 30 years from now." ~~~ Sin-ator Lindsey Graham

What this means is that the billions of our tax dollars sent to Israel (while American men, women and children sleep in their cars and eat out of McDonalds' trash bins) have bought and paid for a monstrous phone tracking and phone tapping system that can eavesdrop on any phone call in America. Even the White House phones are tapped and monitored. This makes the NSA, FBI, CIA, FISA, and Cheney's tapings seem almost benign by comparison! Your tax dollars at work, America!

In Other News

I see where our peacenik the Changeling has been roasting children alive in Vietistan, er, Afghanistan by using illegal white phosphorus bombs in chemical attacks against civilians and supposed Taliban fighters. Forgive me; I'm having a former Youth-in-Asia, déjà vu, flashback! This roasting alive of Afghani children continues the decades old US tradition, a tradition that we've practiced against the children of Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, (remember Fallujah?) and in the "Gaza Ghetto" with the US supplied white phosphorus shells that Israel used to cremate Palestinian children earlier this year.

Both NATO and US commanders admit using this banned material in Afghanistan at least four times this year alone. Of course, they say they only use it to light up targets at night, which apparently is "legal" and even if true the results are the same. Scores of dead innocent civilians burned hideously to death. Trouble is, that most of the uses this year have been in the daylight when you don't really need to drop ordinance to see! Both US and NATO troops have been using white phosphorus in artillery shells as well as rockets and bombs to attack Taliban positions, i.e., schools, hospitals and market places.

Of course, US spin has it that the Taliban is using white phosphorus against their own and civilian positions. They've bombed themselves and their senior leadership four times this year alone with white phosphorus. If true then why are we still in Afghanistan? I mean if the Taliban are killing themselves why do we need to be there? Funny, isn't it, that they haven't been bombing themselves or the Pakistani army with white phosphorus across the border in Pakistan, eh?

Yes, we are surely winning the hearts and minds of the Afghanis! Even Afghani women are reminiscing about the good old days under the Taliban, where you were at least safe from the rape gangs and white phosphorus! Oh yes, they love us everywhere we go!

And Finally

People keep asking me where the magazine went. It went where a lot of leftist publications have gone, into oblivion for lack of money to continue it. However, thanks to people like Barbara and Jack Kash, we maybe returning in late June? You may recall that Jack, Dr. Phil and others sent us nice checks last week and old Jack sent us in some more this week so we're at about 35% of our goal to get up and running but only about 10% of what we need to publish for a year.

I'm still having trouble filling up all the empty hours that I use to spend putting the magazine together, even with the editing of three books that are just about to publish or are ready to seek out a publisher. Working on getting W a distributor and getting ready to move from our digs here in Trinity, South Carolina back to the misty mountains outside of Asheville where we may form the "Uncle Ernie and his ole Lady Commune" and go back to nature before the "Big Darkness" comes!

If you like to stay connected with us and get an early warning before the "Big Darkness" comes then send in what you can and if you send in at least a picture of old Ben Jammin' Franklin or it's equivalent in check or postal money order I'll send you one of my few remaining copies of "W the Movie" and you won't have to wait until next Christmas to buy the DVD or download it as an MP4. Be the first on your block to hear me say, "That son-of-a-Bush did what?" Or hear W curse me saying, "That god damned Uncle Ernie!" I guarantee that you've never seen anything like "W the Movie!"


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Until the next time, Peace!
(c) 2009 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for the last 8 years managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. In his spare time he is an actor, writer and an associate producer for the new motion picture "W The Movie."


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