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Water, Water, Everywhere!
By Ernest Stewart

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive." ~~~ Donald J. Trump

In computers, it's either 1 or 0; and in nature, it's becoming pretty much the same thing. Thanks to global warming, more moisture is being sucked out of the sea, meaning more rain storms in the summer, and more snow storms in the winter. Add to that the jet stream, and the western states get extra heat and next to no water falling, while the midwestern and eastern states get cooler temps, and deluges of rain. We in the Midwest have been getting our normal rainfall, plus that of the western states -- plus the added rainfall from global warming thrown in for good measure.

One of the good things from this is the lake boats, those 1000 footers are sailing at full capacity instead of at 80% capacity when the water table was down and the army engineers were out dredging hither and yon. Our farmers will certainly make a killing this year as California farms are being tilled under.

One of the bad things is that the pollen count is set to double in the next 30 years from the current rate. Aaaaa...Choooo! Another, is all those extra mosquitoes carrying West Nile Virus from that government lab in New York! Thanks, guys; your tax dollars at work, America! And let's not forget that bumper crop of ticks carrying Lyme disease! Stay out of the woods if you know what's good for you!

While the Atlantic hurricanes are quieting down, thanks to the worst "El Nino" in 50 years, the typhoons in the Pacific are coming one after another; currently, typhoon Chan-hom is threatening China and the surrounding areas. Right behind Chan-hom comes typhoon Nangka, which is forming into a super typhoon and heading towards Japan. Behind Nangka there's another typhoon forming that's putting the Hawaiian Islands in its cross hairs. Super typhoons coming late in the season spawn polar air blasts known as polar vortexs; and more and more typhoons are turning into super typhoons!

Meanwhile, this week's storms throughout the Midwest, South and East Coast are causing major flooding in some spots, with two inches of rain falling hour after hour! As the rain forests of Washington State are burning to the ground, the rain forests of Michigan couldn't catch fire with a blow torch. Flash floods are currently happening or expected from the Dakotas to the East Coast and south to the Gulf Coast. While sections of the West are headed for a new dust bowl, American politicians are taking bribes to denounce global warming even as it happens before their eyes, asking the Sheeple who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes? As the rest of the world is shaking their heads wondering why Americans are sooooooo stupid! Don't you wonder too, America?


05-05-1944 ~ 07-10-2015
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(c) 2015 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for 13 years was the managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. Visit me on Facebook. Follow me on Twitter.

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