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I Voted; Therefore, I Can Bitch About Everything Until The Next Election!
By Ernest Stewart

He's coming around, folks! He's gonna be OK and ready to play, symptom six, of BEAT THE REAPER! ~~~ The Firesign Theatre

I won't tell you that I told you so; but, of course, I did! Low voter turnout allowed the Rethuglicans to sweep Washington, picking up more seats in the House and control of the Senate. Thanks to the folks that couldn't be bothered to vote, we are SOOOOOOOOOO Screwed, America! They were too busy, too many things to do; oh, but they'll make up for it, next time, for sure! If there is a next time? Voter turnout on average was about 40% -- with a much higher percentile of Rethuglicans turning out than Demoncrats. Part of that was all the votes stolen by the Rethuglicans via their various seditious schemes to keep black, brown, and elderly voters from the polls.

The Koch brothers certainly got their money's worth in the state houses from Florida to Michigan, Wisconsin to Maine. Koch brothers puppet governors retained their seats to finish their jobs of totally destroying the rights of the people -- which they'll now carry out with great vigor -- while cutting taxes on their billionaire buddies.

On the bright side, Oregon, Alaska and DC legalized pot, which is good, because they're going to need it! Get your fill -- because when President Walker takes office in 2016, all that's going to change! While Pennsylvania voters weren't as dumb as they looked -- getting rid of that waste of space, Tom Corbett!

Meanwhile, the Neonazis that control both chambers will be cutting back on all the social programs that millions need to survive, and begin beating the drums for even more wars, murders, and crimes against humanity. Women will continue to lose their rights as the Rethuglican war against women will now move ahead full steam. The Keystone Pipeline will be approved, minimum wage will remain the same, and Barry may face impeachment; so it won't be all bad!

No, I have no faith that the Demoncrats will stand up for our rights and tie up the Senate like the Rethuglicans did with filibuster after filibuster; but since they serve the same masters, they'll go along, to get along -- and finish the job of turning America into the Roman Empire, which was, after all, the Founding Fathers' plan to begin with. Someone cue the Huns and the Vandals!


11-04-1965 ~ 11-01-2014
Thanks for the music!

01-28-1929 ~ 11-02-2014
Thanks for the music!

06-28-1937 ~ 11-03-2014
Thanks for the laughs!


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(c) 2014 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for 13 years was the managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. Visit me on Facebook. Follow me on Twitter.

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