Uncle Ernie Explains It All

Answers to mankinds most perplexing questions!

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Why Are We Here?


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In conclusion...

I'm sure you will agree that I have explained everything quite clearly from, "Why are we here?" to "Is there a God?" Now that you know the truth to all of life's mysteries, you can see how it will soon become a golden age for all of mankind!

No longer will we need armies or politicians. We can all live together in perfect peace and harmony. With justice, liberty, love and brotherhood for all of mankind!

Oh and by the way, for those of you who asked the question,

"How many roads must a man walk down, before they call him a man?"

The answer of course is 42.
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