What you get out of it depends on what you put into it!
It's the story of the Great Spirits revenge for the massacre of the tribes during "Prince Phillips War" or "The Red Kings Rebellion" of 1675 - 1677. Set in 1702 - 1703 it follows the adventures of a young English lord who is charged with solving the brutal and grisly murders that occur every month on the full moon. Join Captain Sir James Wilson and his trusty servant Patsy as they search old New England for The Red King's Horror.
This is the story of my experiences working in Hollywood for The Gap Band, Buddy Miles and other bands. You'll snort cocaine with O.J. Simpson. Drop acid with Dr. Timothy Leary. Listen in as Dewy Martin offers me $10,000.00 to kill Stephen Stills. Watch as the former congressman from California, (Sonny Bono) becomes a drunken, stumbling bum, night after night over Cher. Read Cher's notes to her whore hopping husband, (Greg Allman), as she carries his baby, while he nails everything in town. Spend a charming little weekend with some of LA's finest Cannibals. Hang out with Mafioso's, white slavers, and sexual deviants of every stripe. Join JFK and Peter Lawford in the Oval Office to snort cocaine. Watch Keith Moon destroy The Crazy Horse Saloon. Find out who murdered Jimi Hendrix and why. Come with me into all this madness and react with me as if we're Alice in Wonderland, because we are.
It consists of a collection of short stories, micro stories and a novelette some of which appear on this site. Directly below the title story, "He Never Came Back" in the 'Site Linx' section are nine other stories from the book designated by blinking red lights. Please feel free to browse that section and send me any thoughts or critiques you might have.
|The Banners Issues & Alibis|
|The Banners Uncle Ernie's Place|
|The Banners Uncle Ernie's Place II|
|W The Movie Stills|
|Friends Of The Revolution|
|He Never Came Back|
|A Death Wish|
|Christopher Rabbit's Big Easter Adventure|
|Hansel & Grethel Revisited|
|The Lady And The Dragon|
|Murder At The Museum|
|The Trouble With Earthlings|
|Winky Tinky's Christmas Adventure|
|Issues & Alibis|
|Poems From Erato's Diary|
|The Red King's Horror|
|Uncle Ernie Explains It All|
|Uncle Ernie's Go-Go Daze|
|Uncle Ernie's Hippie Daze|
|Uncle Ernie's Hollywood Daze|
|Uncle Ernie's Road Trips|
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Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis