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Uncle Ernie's Place



Writing is like a sewer.
What you get out of it depends on what you put into it!


Are you Jaded, Tired and Bored? Are you looking for new worlds to explore? Then come and play in some of mine. Come and sit for a SPELL and let me take you away from your drab, retched life, into worlds of Fantasy, Horror, Science-Fiction and Real Life Adventure. Pack a lunch and spend the day.


My latest book is the historical horror novel,

The Red King's Horror

It's the story of the Great Spirits revenge for the massacre of the tribes during "Prince Phillips War" or "The Red Kings Rebellion" of 1675 - 1677. Set in 1702 - 1703 it follows the adventures of a young English lord who is charged with solving the brutal and grisly murders that occur every month on the full moon. Join Captain Sir James Wilson and his trusty servant Patsy as they search old New England for The Red King's Horror.


Here's part one of my autobiography,

Uncle Ernie's Hollywood Daze

This is the story of my experiences working in Hollywood for The Gap Band, Buddy Miles and other bands. You'll snort cocaine with O.J. Simpson. Drop acid with Dr. Timothy Leary. Listen in as Dewy Martin offers me $10,000.00 to kill Stephen Stills. Watch as the former congressman from California, (Sonny Bono) becomes a drunken, stumbling bum, night after night over Cher. Read Cher's notes to her whore hopping husband, (Greg Allman), as she carries his baby, while he nails everything in town. Spend a charming little weekend with some of LA's finest Cannibals. Hang out with Mafioso's, white slavers, and sexual deviants of every stripe. Join JFK and Peter Lawford in the Oval Office to snort cocaine. Watch Keith Moon destroy The Crazy Horse Saloon. Find out who murdered Jimi Hendrix and why. Come with me into all this madness and react with me as if we're Alice in Wonderland, because we are.
Warning, this book contains sex, drugs, rock and roll and the truth!


My sci-fi/fantasy/horror anthology is,

He Never Came Back.

It consists of a collection of short stories, micro stories and a novelette some of which appear on this site. Directly below the title story, "He Never Came Back" in the 'Site Linx' section are nine other stories from the book designated by blinking red lights. Please feel free to browse that section and send me any thoughts or critiques you might have.
Warning: many of the stories contained in this book are of an adult nature and may not be suitable for children.


Read my latest column,

Issues & Alibis.


Coming Soon...

Notes From The American Underground


Site Linx

The Archives
The Banners Issues & Alibis
The Banners Uncle Ernie's Place
The Banners Uncle Ernie's Place II
W The Movie Stills
Friends Of The Revolution
He Never Came Back
A Death Wish
Christopher Rabbit's Big Easter Adventure
The Dark
The God
Hansel & Grethel Revisited
The Lady And The Dragon
Murder At The Museum
The Trouble With Earthlings
Winky Tinky's Christmas Adventure
Issues & Alibis
Poems From Erato's Diary
The Red King's Horror
Uncle Ernie Explains It All
Uncle Ernie's Go-Go Daze
Uncle Ernie's Hippie Daze
Uncle Ernie's Hollywood Daze
Uncle Ernie's Road Trips

Please visit my other sites and tell me what you think via the email. I'd really like to hear from you!
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Email: uncle-ernie@journalist.com



Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis